#cannon isnt real

[nicoforlifetrue]

"thats not cannon" it's fucking COMICS we abandoned cannon back in the god damn FOURTYS, cannon is a lie told to you by big fandom to make you feel bad about writing silly goofy fanfic, bestie I promise it's more fun if you stop tweeking out about it.

[buck-up-buck]

Canon Events that have happened over the three episodes that have me going INSANE (like, these actually happened and are not Fanon.)

Buck asked Tommy for a tour of Harbour, not because he wanted to consider learning to fly, or leave the 118, but soley because he wanted to hang out with Tommy.

Buck used Christopher for information on Tommy.

Buck pretended to suddenly be into Basketball so that he could go to the game, just because he knew Eddie and Tommy would be there.

MADDIE MOCKED BUCK ABOUT OPENLY HAVING A CRUSH ON EDDIE.

Buck body slammed Eddie while playing Basketball (honestly, I still cannot get over the fact that he YEETED THIS BOII).

Tommy got Buck's address from Eddie and chose to come around to apologise to Buck even though, TECHNICALLY, Buck was the one acting like a spoilt brat all episode.

BUCK WAS KISSED BY A MAN. SPECIFICALLY, BUCK WAS KISSED BY TOMMY. And then proceeded to be swept off his feet by this man and was left starstruck in his apartment, after Tommy openly communicated that he had to go to work and wasn't just kissing and bailing.

"I'm an Ally."... Need I say no more.

Buck acted like a totally fucking idiot on his first date with Tommy, and proceeded to have Tommy cut the date short because of how unready he seemed. WHICH BY THE WAY, TOMMY AGAIN COMMUNICATED SO BEAUTIFULLY WITH BUCK AND PROCEEDED TO STILL CALL THIS MAN ADORABLE. HE CALLED HIM ADORABLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Buck accidently outed himself to Maddie because he was doing a ramble ramble about his lil buck'ed up date.

Buck told Eddie he was on a date with Tommy, and Eddie proceeded to be the bestie of besties to Buck and told him, they all loved him anyways. HE USED THE WORDS. Bucks face in that scene will forever make my lil gay heart WEEP.

Buck told Eddie he couldn't stop thinking about the hot pilot that kissed him. CRYING.

Buck proceeded to grow the fuck up and apologised to Tommy, face to face, out in a public space, knowing full well that Tommy could have dropped his ass there and then, but still wanted to show him how sorry he was, and that he was, in fact, ready.

BUCK INVITED TOMMY TO BE HIS DATE TO THE MADNEY WEDDING DESPITE ONLY technically GOING ON TWO DATES. AND THEN TOMMY. SAID. YES. HE SAID YES. YES.

Buck also then invited Tommy to Chim's bachelor party, HELD HIS ARMS OPEN ACROSS THE ROOM READY FOR A HUG, told Tommy off for his outfit, showing off true Clipboard Buck form, AND THEN TOUCHED HIS PECK.

Eddie, the bestie of besties, got all sappya and jokey when he saw Tommy and Buck together.

Buck got all pouty when Tommy had to go to work, BUT TOLD HIM TO BE SAFE. HE SAID BE SAFE DAMNIT.

Buck got all goofy and smiley when he saw that Tommy had arrived at the hospital, MEANING, that he was most likely texting Tommy all day updating him on everything that was going on, even if Tommy couldn't respond while attending to the fire.

BUCK. CALLED. TOMMY. A. BEAST. HE SAID THIS CANONICALLY. ARE YOU JOKING. HE FULLY ATTACKED MY MAN, WHILE HE WAS COVERED IN SOOT AND SHIT, SNOGGED HIS FACE OFF IN A HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM, AND CALLED HIM A BEAST. I AM DECEASED.

Buck, the idiot that he is, proceeded to out himself, to his entire family, by coming back into the room, most likely 15 to 20 minutes after leaving, covered in soot because he had been uncontrollably making out with his hot pilot boyfriend.

Eddie, the bestie of besties, GOT SO FUCKING SMUG WHEN HE SAW BUCK AND TOMMY WALK BACK IN THAT ROOM. HE PULLED THE SAME FACE I PULL WHEN MY FRIENDS HAVE COME BACK FROM MAKING OUT WITH PEOPLE AND I AM HERE FOR IT. EDDIE YOU BESTIE SLAY SLAY SLAY.

Hen, the queen that she is, has most likely spoken to Karen about her suspicons of Buck's sexuality, and procceed to say ABOUT DAMN TIME. SHE KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME. HER GAYDAR IS ON FIRE. I LOVE HER.

Again, all of these events happened IN ACTUAL EPISODES, not in a fanfiction. I am FERAL over this. Bi!Buck is the best thing to ever happen to me.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk and if you don't ship BuckTommy, leave.

[supersillycheeze]

What a fun trio i really hope nothing bad happens to them/j

[334iwatchshit]

"we need more weird people/queers"

y'all can barely handle cis women with body hair...

[unsettlingcreature]

I feel like people equating vore to the genuine act of cannibalism are a bit confused. Mr Beast isn't going to vore you in real life, you're fine.

[thej2report]

I'm so sick and tired of hellers. Why will they not go away.

destiel is not and never will be cannon. Jensen has stated several times that it's not real and doesn't exist. Stop forcing destiel crap on him at every con. The only reason he hasn't told you guys to fuck off yet is he's to nice of a guy. He also knows that if he would tell you people, he wasn't signing anything related to your sick, twisted, delusional ship or do photo ops that were destiel related yall would go mental on him. He knows that you people would attack him, call him homophobic amd make his life a living hell.

Jensen is never going to validate a ship that goes against what is already established 100% cannon on the show. He has told you people several times that Dean was straight. That was how he played him. Listen to Jensen, he knows Dean better then anyone. He played him for 25yrs. The creator (Kripke) plus writers and other people who had to do with the show have said that Dean was straight. Get over it! Get the mental help you people seriously need. Get on the right medication, and the delusions will stop.

Just because Jensen didn't tell you no for a destiel themed op doesn't mean he's saying it's cannon or real. The same goes for when you shove your destiel themed crap at him for a autograph. He's just to nice to say no to you freaks.

Ops like this needs to stop. Stop shoving your delusional ship on him. Jensen will never say its real. You can always see in the destiel/cockles ops how uncomfortable he looks. misha leads you people on lies and you're to stupid to realize it.

Why do they insist that they don't know why other fans say that Jensen hates their delusional ship. They all know he doesn't like and yet the still shove it on him.

Hellers are so delusional and out of touch with reality. News flash Jai just because Jensen did a photo op with a couple hellers wearing shirts promoting a nonexistent and sick ship does NOT mean Jensen is saying it's cannon.

Do hellers ever get tired of making up stories of what "supposed" to have happened during ops or autos for that matter that only they magically see. Anyone with even half a brain knows that autos ond ops are very fast paced. The guys wouldn't be able to just stand there for 5 minutes holding stuff up talking. Jensen would never just stand there and rub misha's shoulders and talk in his ear. This chick is making them out to be a couple or something and the whole story is just gross. What the hell is a unicorn laugh? These people seriously need mental health help.

If misha would shut his mouth and stop pandering to them and their delusions maybe they would slowly go away. misha will not stop egging them on. These sickobfans are his meal ticket. The more he panders to them using destiel the more of his stuff the buy.

[tired-twili]

Happy valentine's day, but only to the girlys who'll spend all day rotating their otp in their head like a rotisserie chicken.

[thatdepressedturtle]

OUR BOY

WE LOVE HIM

little ponk guy

I did not steal anything to draw this especially not my classmates ipad

[kabutoden]

BEHOLD, BUGSTUCK COMPLETE

click on the link to go to a spreadsheet with TONS OF ART (lots even not featured here. yay :) and also lots of lore!

ok so were you ever like 'huh i wonder how many morphs are stuff are in bugstuck and what buggy trolls who arnt the main six generally look like also wouldnt it be funny if there was like, a whole lot of dedication put into this, like seriously way too much effort' well STOP your QUESTIONS because i drew like 36 trolls and gave them all godtiers. they're broken into groups of a dozen (wrigglers, 13 year olds, and older teens) to help me with assigning them all classpects for fun. classpecting and related powers would be for an sburb au which isnt really relevant to their actual lives, but was cute and fun for me to think about. also, there's a couple extra siblings and seadwellers cus it felt weird to mention of trolls that didnt appear in my lore drops. also yellowbloods arnt unusually smaller i just screwed up my math and made 2 more 13 year old yellowbloods then i should so i kicked two of them into the older teen group, and as a result the lime and red milipede got kicked back. surely i will forever regret it. also you might say 'hey dont a lot of these trolls, even the ones who are 13 look pretty small compared how you did the cannon 12 cast' yeah. whoops. XD thats on me ill be real. wasnt supposed to do that i was just drawing and it happened. now marvel at the variation and distinctness in these characters designs idk

OK ENJOY! LOTS OF TROLLS!

[the-s1lly-corner]

Hey hey! I was wondering if you could do TADC x reader head cannons (specifically Caine Jax and Longer if it isn't too much!) where they have an argument with the reader/mean things they say to the reader and how they make up for it? I hope it isn't too much and have a great day/night! (Also I wanted to say I love your writing it's so good lol)

Various TADC characters making it up to the reader

MY EYES MY EYEA !! MY EYEA ARE SOUP (they hurt) (owie)

Characters: Caine, Jax, and Kinger

Notes: Reader is GN

CWs: None

CAINE

It may not be an argument persay, but it leaves the air tense between the two of you. Caine isnt the most.. socially... experienced. Yes that is a term now! He struggles to relate to the circus members so this can lead to conflicts, even worse if its emotionally charged. Fairly quick to try to make things right with you and apologize if he believes he did something wrong... reader you better be ready to be absolutely spoiled- this man hardly knows when something is too much

JAX

It goes without saying that the argument is likely caused by Jax being an ass or taking his jokes too far. On top of that hes not the most emotionally mature, at least out of the cast so far... now does he mean to hurt your feelings? No, actually. But getting an apology out of him is like pulling teeth, and even then he doesnt take it seriously until something real bad happens. Tries to make light of the situation, but he will back off if you need space. You're probably one of the few good things that's happened to him in the circus and he isnt too keen on losing that, but hes such.... a douchebag..

KINGER

Between the three hes the best when it comes to making it up to you. On top of that he tends to follow your lead, so arguments arent too.. common.. unless you try to push him to put himself out and all that. Or perhaps it's over your general safety? The circus can get a little... hmm.. point being, conflict is few and far between but on the chance Kinger says or does something he shouldn't have, he does everything he can to make it up to you. He gives a sincere apology, first and foremost. And as if he doesnt already give you his entire being, hes going to make sure to do that... more... thanks to being around you and actually paying attention, he knows when you need space and what to do.. hes patient, even if hes internally anxious waiting for a window to right his wrong

[fure-dcmk]

FINALLY WATCHED THE MOVIE first impression rambling >>>

[MILLION DOLLAR PENTAGRAM SPOILER WARNING]

HEIJI WAS SOOOOO COOL. HANDSOME. TERRIFIC. the first 20 minute is just me losing my mind from all the heiji details

>> heiji and kid bantering about fairy lips in the intro. kid going your fault for not noticing hmmp! <- huh? are you a tsundere heroine

>> HEIJI ORIGINAL DUFFLE BAG!!! CAMEO-ING IN 2024!!!

>> 4 new outfit from heiji that fits him so well... handsome guy

>> a fairy lip redraw. i died

how the hell did heiji brought his bike with him all the way in HOKKAIDO. you can almost way osaka to tokyo is only half of the travel to hokkaido how many day trip would it take to reach that far. also a jp tweet i read once brought to question how a high schooler was able to use the high way. did he brought kazuha with her in this extreme trip? with the excuse that he's going for a kendo tournament... when his bigger agenda is to confess. everything about the bike being there doesn't make sense but i give it a pass for being cool 😁👍

and the heikazu scene.,.. i came there fully expecting to not care at all but they actually made me invested. ran was SOOOO CUTE her excitement directly influenced me to also want to see heiji succeed. heiji asking if the legendary 100 million night view is better than big ben and ran agreeing just to placate him for the sake of her otp 😭

THE STUN GRENADE! the fact that kazuha immediate reaction is to protect heiji ears.... her self sacrificial nature a call back to mermaid island in the most subtle way 🥹🥹🥹 heiji shocked eyes was so cute. and heiji confession speech isnt cringe and is actually cute! shocker! (sorry trauma from heart anniversary lines its so awful im dnfuebdjfjf) devastated such an ideal confession scene was wasted. but its from kazuha trying to save heiji SO FORGIVEN

need to make sure ppl know im a momiji enjoyer. all her faults are forgiven purely cuz she is funny. let a rich girl be delulu !

also loove how they keep cannonizing her keen hearing from m21 THIS IS THE APPEAL OF KAZUHA THEY GET IT

touichi gifting a lost national treasure to his little brother yuusaku for winning the macademy award, as well as keeping in touch with him and gifting various trinkets.... meanwhile keeping his own son completely in the dark that he's alive this entire time...

conclusion 1: worst parent award goes to kuroba touichi 🥳🥳🥳

conclusion 2: ah he's definitely a brocon huh

kills me that everyone is dejected that the katana with the star shaped guard is a lost treasure. meanwhile its quitely sitting in kudo yuusaku's store room cuz his big brother gifted it to him LIKE SDJDJFF!? turning your justice leaning lil bro into an accomplices. the gag potential here is so made for me

shoutout to sonoko who took up haibara's usual information provider role. every scene with her was animated so cutely IM SHOCKED m27 doing excellent job at showing off her cuteness. there is a fun parallel to think about, sonoko was the first person heiji went to to get information on kudo's whereabout, and now heiji is also going to her for information ♥️ heiji-sonoko friendship crumb thank you for the food

this movie really play a lot with the crumbs from kendo school tournament arc. heiji-ran friendship makes me want to cry, ran efficiently karate chopping hijiri to make sure theres no distractions for heikazu 🥺😭 ive been convinced on okita's cuteness the past 3 month cuz if the okita fanart boom in my corner of jp twitter but watching it for myself... he really have it bad for heiji LMAO wdym "it's boring if hattori ain't here~" how much did you say this for kaitou kid to catch that its a good trait for an okita disguise. im glad this movie give a good balance of real okita and fake okita, m10 still makes me so sad for having ZERO real hakuba 🥲 kid's dosu e~ is so moeblob

ah i still got so many word vomit on this movie it seems to be never ending 😭😭

my final review of the movie is this is my no 1 fav conan movie of all time, 2nd place is bride of halloween. i still havent rank anything below that properly. im truly entertained by this movie it got so many characters i care about with a lot of bombastic scenes. as much as i want to say my ultimate fav is m7 and m21, both of them are kinda... slow with all the deduction talk. im here for eye candy after all 😔 mixing kid's energy is doing wonders for the tone of a heiji movie. heiji's presence is also doing wonders for KID as well cuz gosh!!! KID has never emit this much childlike moe blob energy. heiji and conan being the straight man to kid's prank is the dynamic really help to emphasize his whimsical energy

and the final theme i caught; parallelism where hijiri is willing to do anything to protect his father's legacy only for us to find that its all for naught.... now why does this sound familiar 🤔🤔🤔

rewatching the movie tomorrow so ill probably do another ramble on it

[idiotwithoutagoodname]

SHUT UP HE ASKED HIM TO STAY FOR DINNER TOO!!! I CANT-

John straight out being like “shouldn’t you be with the church…. ???? Goers? The people who believe in god? or whatevs” and that being the literal only interaction these bitches have ever had is just ticking my brain in a very peculiar spot and I love it lmao

[alelathedragon]

Not me going back and hyper analyzing Mr.Puzzles episodes to further ramble about how silly he is and just how well written he is

Just how blind is this man to memes? VERY.

VERY BLIND

Like I said in my last post he looks at the Meme Factory and only sees the Comedy Zone bc: Being Funny is how he suspects SMG4 has fame, hes been watching these guys for who knows how long and while they give epic performances in Arcs there is always one key denominator to SMG4 and that is: he makes people laugh

Mr.Puzzles doesnt get it. And another way we can see that is in the Despicable Mr.Puzzles episode where

Notice Shroomy has a NORMAL dog. This is important!! Because in Mr.Puzzles world, his TV safe space where HIS shows go the way he thinks they should... Shroomy having a normal dog is good! So when Mr.Puzzles gets upset at him and transforms his dog into a meme...

Shroomy doesnt react how Mr.Puzzles would want him too bc currently, the man himself is partaking in a Roll. Blinded by the Roll he is in. Playing the Character of Gru... Just like how SMG4 is himself but shifts just enough to fit the roll of like Dora The Explorer? Puzzles cant micromanage the NPCs reactions so

This isnt Shroomy just being dumb

This is shroomy: reacting how he might in Real Life, his dog is now a meme. Cool!! How nice of Mr.Puzzles to make his dog funny!! Itd be nice to have my old dog back but i wont argue the new dog

Bc Shroomy is a bit of a people pleaser he wouldnt show his true feelings on that and again: in this world memes are good. So while Puzzles thinks hes so evil... Hes actually doing Shroomy a TYPE of favour

So why does he Like Leggy then?? You may ask... Shes a Meme as far as any of us are concerned, its cannon too!! On meme island Meggy gets turned into Leggy and is confirmed as a Meme.

Wouldn't Mr.Puzzles dislike her for being a foreign unfunny meme to him? Nope!

He looks at Leggy as a Creature. Because that is how she acts in front of him, Leggy as a meme is a goomba gremlin that acts like a loyal pet to whom cares for her 'boss'. A silly lil guy

And being a Fresh Made meme, she hasnt hit Mr.Puzzles media radar so chat

He doesnt know.

He just looks at this small gremlin and goes: what an annoying dog lmao time to move on with my life. But then he gets stuck with her and she animols all over the place getting him attached against his will lmao!!

Hes the perfect antagonist for the smg4 universe

A guy who doesnt think memes are funny/does not understand how the fuck they work. Even after the adventure through the meme factory what is the first thing he does upon hitting the stage?

He tells a dad joke.

His audience: he himself: find that to be the only GOOD source of funny so of course he does that and gets power from it temporarily

(like sure he doesnt STOP memes from happening but bro he doesnt know how too/if a meme happens to be funny in his eyes its only bc it relates to something on TV he saw and can compare to his audience likes. He doesn't outright think memes are the bane of existence but he does have a distaste for them and maybe that's because he doesn't understand how HE can use that power meanwhile everyone is using it against him)

And dad jokes are funny lol kill me if u want lol so ofc the camera worked for him.

But the important thing is: he didnt conform to memeage bc bro doesnt get it

And i love that for him

[bigmack2go]

Some headcannons just feel so obvious i forget theyre not actually cannon

Like Wdym modern Albert doesn’t do parkour

wdym modern racetrack higgins doesn’t do like,, cup stacking

Wdym modern albert doesn’t exclusively wear vans and oversized tanktops

Wdym crutchies real name isn’t charlie

Wdym modern mush doesbt have a buzzcut

Wdym Devey isn’t left handed

Wdym race isn’t the clearest case of highly developed adhd you’ve ever seen

Wdym smalls isn’t the bronx’s newsies leader

Wdym modern race’s only two pairs of shoes aren’t red and blue converse

Wdym buttons isn’t the closest thing to a doctor the newsies will ever get (because he can do stitches)

Wdym modern race doesnt need two energy drinks and a coffee every morning and a two Liter coke a day to work and survive the day

Wdym romeo and (live’sies) henry don’t get mixed up all the time

Wdym race doesn’t drink all the time and wdym he doesn’t still have the lowest alcohol tolerance on earth

Wdym tommy and albert wouldn’t be besties since birth to death

Wdym skittery isnt bipolar and has paranoia

Wdym sarah takes bullshit

Wdym stitches doesn’t exist

Wdym elmer can see blood

Wdym modern Snoddy doesn’t play some weird shit like Farm Simulator 5… oslt idk

Wdym mush and blink aren’t a couple

Wdym modern Davey isn’t on the debate club

Wdym the newsies wouldn’t be super accepting of queer ppl in canon era

Wdym Davey isn’t on edge 24/7

Wdym jack kelly is white

Wdym darcy isn’t autistic

Wdym race came to america voluntarily

Wdym katherines fav color isnt purple

Wdym spots superpower wouldn’t be super strength or flying or some other classic

Wdym albert and kath arent cat persons

Or, to sum this up: just

WDYM?????!!!!

[pumpkinsy0]

It's been a rough couple weeks could I get some sweet Papercut head cannons?

of course!! hope everything gets better for u and that i could cheer u up w these!!

•pony likes curlys accent and curly knows it, sometimes he likes whispering things in kreyòl in ponys ear, and pony doesnt SWOON bc he knowwwss curlys doing something stupid and hes right, bc curly IS saying something so unromantic in his ear just trynna act like he aint

•speaking if kreyòl since where they grew up there isnt a lot of haitians, therefore nobody to translate what curlys saying to pony, for years pony just accepted that fact but as adults, pony asked curly wtf he was saying and curly just tells him!! no bullshit and some of the things were actually rlly sweet!!

•at some point, ponys realized that he doesnt have that many photos w curly, maybe like 3 from when they were younger, so when he gets his hand on a camera he makes sure to take like at least 10!! he wants to leave behind proof that they were together, no matter how it ends

•when someone has blue eyes, ponys realized that hes usually scared of them to some degree (tim, darry, angela) but w curly hes never rlly felt that way (all the time at least), hes found that so funny

•these r some touch starved FREAKS, i dont think yall understand that, for curly its more general but for pony its in a more romantical sense, but they r always touching each other (pause) like always, its more rare for them not to b

•they make so many bets w each other w the small money they have, but they just end up spending that money on the LOSER anyways, so TECHNICALLY theres no losing bets w these two but bc the other gets bragging rights THATS the real losing bit

•curly would totally b carrying pony if they played video games together, ponys shit at em, and curlys not GREAT at em typically but any time he can flex on pony and shiw off he’ll take it

•maybe this isnt 100% sweet, but im telling uuuuu curly wouldve totally been on ponys side that night, theyre both emotionally not mature so ofc they dont grasp whats rlly at hand and probably woulda got into deeper shit, but them sticking together regardless is very sweet to think about

•curly doesnt graduate from hs, not rlly a shocker, BUTTTT pony gives him the graduation ring!!! later down the line curly gets his ged w ponys help and they give him a new ring!!! curly wears both of em now, 3 if u wanna throw in a wedding ring

•ponys drawings r more serious and realistic while curlys is more cartoony and goofy, and that was also johnnys way of drawing, so in ponys sketchbook u can clearly tell who drew what especially bc ponys drawings take up the whole page and johnny/curlys r kinda just off to the side, theyre small but so silly and pony loves looking at them!!!

•when johnny died the pages pony drew on felt empty but then he got closer to curly and let him draw in the book a bit and it has that light again!! maybe not the same one, but its different and its them!!! new era if u will

[blacktofade]

Your fics are so yummy the RPF chokehold is real RJBKSHKW I would love something where Gem chews/bites lightly on Ethos dick during a blowjob but Etho isnt expecting it and cums almost instantly <33

Gem's mouth is soft as his cock disappears into it, giving him nothing but wet heat.

“Gem,” Etho hisses, feeling like a loose cannon when she looks up at him through her eyelashes.

He's pictured this, maybe hundreds of times, and he should know better than to let his guard down, but it's too easy when she's right there on her knees for him.

Her hand tightens, head shifting, and there's a sudden press of teeth against his cock, holding him steady.

He gasps, body tensing, clutching her head.

“Gem,” he begs, and she moans around him like she knows.